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May 26

californian-directioner:

vvoodroffe:

how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG

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May 26

When I’m with an attractive person

Me:

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May 26

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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May 26

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy

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May 26

math test:	a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:	the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:	explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:	The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.